Tuesday, October 21, 2008

The next SURVIVOR series!

Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and
3 kids
each for six weeks.

Each kid will play
two sports

and either take music
dance classes.
There is no fast food.

Each man must
take care of his 3 kids
; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework,
and complete science projects , cook, do
and pay a list of 'pretend' bills
with not enough money.

In addition, each man
will have to budget in money
for groceries each week.
Each man
must remember the birthdays

of all their friends and relatives,
send cards out
on time--no emailing
Each man must also
take each child to a doctor's appointment,
a dentist appointment
and a haircut appointment.

He must make
one unscheduled and inconvenient
visit per child
to the Urgent Care.

He must also
make cookies or cupcakes
for a social function.

Each man will be responsible for
decorating his own assigned house
planting flowers outside

and keeping it presentable
at all times.

The men will only
have access to television
when the kids are asleep

and all chores are done.

The men must
shave their legs,
wear makeup daily, adorn himself with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished andeyebrows groomed.
one of the six weeks,
the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches,
and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or
slow down from other duties.

They must attend
weekly school meetings
, and find time
at least once to spend the afternoon
at the park or a similar setting.

They will need to
read a book to the kids
night and in the morning, feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair by 7:00 am.
A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information:
each child's birthday,
height, weight,
shoe size, clothes size
and doctor's name.
Also the child's weight at birth,
length, time of birth,
and length of labor,
each child's favorite color,
middle name,
favorite snack,
favorite song,
favorite drink,
favorite toy,
biggest fear and
what they want to be when they grow up.

The kids vote them off the island
based on performance.
The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy
to be intimate with his spouse
at a moment's notice.

If the last man does win,
he can play the game over and over
and over again for the next 18-25 years
eventually earning the right
To be called Mother!

After you get done laughing,
send this to as many females as you
think will get a kick out of it and
as many men as you think can
handle it.
Just don't send it back to me....
I'm going to bed.


DID YOU KNOW . . . . . . . . . . .

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Finally have time!

Well I finally have time to sit down and blog! Man it has been busy! Most of the pics will tell the story but here is Just a brief update so you will know whats going on. Jeremys brother Josh came into town for about two weeks. So these are pics from that. A lot of the photos that I took I cant put up for his familys wishes, some junk about their safty or something like that, me personaly I think it will be fine if you dont put their names or where they live I think its fine but you have to respect the familys wishes.

These first pics were taken at Gardner Village. The girls went there while the boys went to the BUY usu game.

This is a pic of Ashley just chillen on the grass.

Jeremy and his brother having a jumping contest.

While Jeremy his brother and his dad went golfing, Diana and I went to look at all of the profits graves.

Here are a copy of the graves that we saw. It is amazing for some of the prophets have huge monuments and some are just tiny.

George A Smith
Salt lake temple

Brigham Young, his was intersting for there was not really a head stone just a gate around where he is buried and this was on the gate

Willford Woodrough
Josph Fielding Smith

Joseph F Smith

Heber J Grant

Josn Taylor

J Golden Kimball

Spencer W Kimball
Bruce R McConkie
Neal A Maxwell

Gordan B Hinkley, one of my favorite prophets. On his head stone some one left a CTR ring. I Thought that was pretty cool.
David O Mckay
Harold B Lee

Howerd W Hunter

On the night before Jeremys brother left we went bowling which was Ashleys first time. I am very sad to say Ashley beet me both times by 30 each time! How sad is that and she bowled by her self!Ashley pushing the ball down the ramp

Whats you doing over there dad?Ashley and mommy chilling at the bowling ally

Ashley and daddy bowlingAshley and mommy bowling

The day that jeremys brother flew out we went to Ihop to eat so here are some pics!

Jeremys dadAshley waiting pationtly for her food
Ashley and mommy hanging out at the air port

Ashley learned how to open the tray all by her self!
Jeremy and his brother saying goodbye

We are saying goodbye!
This sign says it all!
This is just his dad!

We were hanging out with Matt and Suzi tonight and we decided to go to WalMart. While we were there we go our pumkins! We cant wait until we get to carve them tomorrow!
Ashley and Daddy with Ashleys pumpkin
This pic was so cute I just had to put it in! As Ashley puts it this is her "pump-in"

I promise I will try and do better at bloging instead of having LONG blogs for you to read!